Posts Tagged ‘humor’
I have much better things to do …
… than to purchase a papered pooch to promenade proudly around the neighborhood to watch it poop.
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
People Who Get Stoned in Glass Houses …
…should not drink or do drugs naked.
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
When the going gets tough …
… government gets tougher — it raises taxes.
–Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
To swallow that grain of salt …
… you take with life, add a squeeze of lemon
with a shot of tequila. It’ll help a lot.
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
When officials gather to begin a project…
… to build those big windmill farms that produce alternative “green” electricity, do they break ground or break wind?
–Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
There are more than three kinds of lies…
… with apologies to Benjamin Disraeli.
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics, as he said,
plus anything uttered by a politician.
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
When it comes to our economy …
…we’re Greece-ing the skids.
Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Old curmudgeons don’t fade away …
… we just crank it up and get crankier.
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
The Big Difference Between Love and Sex is …
… you ALWAYS have to pay for sex.
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
The class warfare prompted by politicians …
… involves only two kinds of people: the greedy — and those who envy the greedy.
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
