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F I N A L L Y ! ! !

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I’ve found something that always pisses me off.

It’s people who ask me for some advice,

then get pissed off because I tell them the truth.

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February 27, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Wars Are Started by Mistakes.

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If the U.S. decides to go ahead with its plan

to protect the Ukraine

by launching cyberattacks against Russia,

that’s a mistake.

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February 25, 2022 at 3:00 am

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A Banana A Day . . .

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. . .keeps the leg cramps away.

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February 24, 2022 at 3:00 am

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We Are Born to Die . . .

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. . . and whether the in-between is

delightful, disappointing or disgusting

is up to us.

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February 22, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Aquamation Gaining Support

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A global awareness of a totally new approach to funeral practice was unleashed when it was announced that Archbishop Desmond Tutu had died and was laid to rest behind his pulpit in Cape Town.

The 90-year-old cleric gained renown for denouncing bigotry and racial tyranny as well as giving speeches and writing articles about the need to take action to combat climate change and protecting the environment.

To cap his environmental crusade, he requested that his body be aquamated, described as a greener alternative to cremation.

Few folks knew what that meant.

Aquamation is a cremation method using water that funeral parlors are touting as environmentally friendly.

The process, known more scientifically as “alkaline hydrolysis,” is simply cremation by water rather than fire.

The body of the deceased is immersed for three to four hours in a mixture of water and strong alkali-like potassium hydroxide in a pressurized metal cylinder that is heated to around 150 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit).

Everything is liquefied but the bones, which are then dried in an oven, reduced to dust and placed in an urn. The water can be processed through normal wastewater-treatment facilities.

This method of body disposal was developed in the early 1990s to discard the carcasses of animals used in experiments. It was used later to dispose of cows during the mad cow disease epidemic that lasted until the turn of the century.

Then U.S. medical schools began using aquamation to dispose of donated human cadavers and the practice slowly made its way into the funeral industry, according to a 2014 research paper.

The process also is used to dispose of animal carcasses in slaughterhouses, where it is considered to be more efficient and hygienic.

With burial space in urban areas worldwide becoming increasingly scarce and expensive, aquamation has obvious attractions.

However, the practice has not been legalized in every country and about half of the U.S. states have yet to authorize it.

Advocates claim a liquid cremation consumes less energy than a conventional one and emits fewer greenhouse gases.

According to UK-based firm Resomation, aquamation uses five times less energy than fire and reduces a funeral’s emissions of greenhouse gases by around 35 per cent.

Environmentally Friendly Cremations based in Australia claims water cremation “produces less than 10 per cent of the carbon emissions” of fire cremation, and a firm based in the U.S. said the process “uses 90 per cent less energy than flame cremation.”

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February 19, 2022 at 3:00 am

You Have to be Odd . . .

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. . . to be No. 1.

Think about it.

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February 18, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Proof That Mathematics Rules the World . . .

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. . . is all around you (pun intended)

because too much pi

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always gives you a large circumference.

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February 16, 2022 at 3:00 am

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There Comes a Time . . .

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. . . in many people’s lives

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when their subscription runs out.

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February 15, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Wish I’d Learned This . . .

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. . . a long time ago.

Having a nip before dinner, bedtime, on the way home or anytime would have been more

effective had I known it’s a short version of nipperkin,

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which is defined as “any amount less than or equal to half a pint.”

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February 13, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Be Thankful . . .

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. . . after lamenting over the things you wanted but didn’t get,

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for all those things you don’t want that you don’t have.

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February 12, 2022 at 3:00 am

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