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Cecil Scaglione, Editor

Archive for April 2016

Why is it That. . .

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. . . as soon as you have both hands loaded or tied up in a tricky piece of work,

 

your nose gets itchy?

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April 30, 2016 at 1:21 pm

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Old Men are Grumpy because . . .

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. . .  they’re old,  and they’re sober,

                    and  both those conditions piss them off.

 

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April 27, 2016 at 9:35 am

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Ran into a Long-Time Relative Recently . . .

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. . . whom I hadn’t seen for several years. She was alert, well-coifed and instantly bouquetrecognizable despite being well into her 90s. We were pleased to see each other, went over details of some old tales, and got caught up on the lives of mutual friends, relatives and acquaintances.  Many of the people at the social gathering we attended marveled at her energy and appearance and said they would like to look like her when thev become nonagenarians.

I think that’s great, as long as you’re female.

 

 

 

 

 

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April 12, 2016 at 12:56 pm

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The Padres Need a New Stadium ! ! !

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baseballplayerAfter being shut out in the first three home games of their new season, it seems they can’t play very well in the 12-year-old Petco Park they have.

 

 

Written by Cecil Scaglione

April 5, 2016 at 11:05 am