Archive for the ‘Humor / Quote’ Category
Adding to the Confusion to Sunrise Residents …
… are the five Bobs living here.
And there is an added problem, according to a neighbor:.
“One of them spells his name backwards. “
Not to Make Light of a Serious Subject…
… I’ve found an effective way to shrug off folks who just want to make conversation about 9/11, I suggest they call that number and see who answers
Don’t let Growing Old …
… get you down,
because it’s too damned difficult to get back up.
They Threw Me Out of . . .
. . . the bridge club here because I kept asking “What’s Trump?.”
Around Our Old-farts’ Facility …
… there’s plenty of this going around:
“I don’t remember your name, but if I did, I probably wouldn’t recognize you anyhow.”
I Just Celebrated . . .
. . . my 83rd birthday.
And most folks still ask: “How does it feel to be 83 (or wotever age you hit)?”
My answer is still the same — “Short and fat.”
I Must be Getting Old
I’m doing more and more for the last time
. . . and less and less for the first time.
