Archive for the ‘Humor / Quote’ Category
People who think they know everything …
. . . are really annoying us who do.
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I Just Celebrated . . .
. . . my 83rd birthday.
And most folks still ask: “How does it feel to be 83 (or wotever age you hit)?”
My answer is still the same — “Short and fat.”
I Must be Getting Old
I’m doing more and more for the last time
. . . and less and less for the first time.
You Know You’re Getting Old When …
… your list
of dead friends, relatives and acquaintances
is longer than your list of living ones.
Getting Through Childhood …
… on pins and needles
got us to geezerhood,
which we’re getting through on pills and needles.
We’ve had our twin beds . . .
. . . for more than half a year now,
and I still can’t tell them apart.
