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Cecil Scaglione, Editor

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People who think they know everything …

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. . . are really annoying us who do.

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Written by Cecil Scaglione

December 14, 2017 at 8:46 am

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I Just Celebrated . . .

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. . . my 83rd birthday.

 

 

 

And most folks still ask: “How does it feel to be 83 (or wotever age you hit)?”

My answer is still the same — “Short and fat.”

 

Written by Cecil Scaglione

December 3, 2017 at 2:17 pm

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Wanna Make a Mountain . . .

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. . . out of a molehill?

Just dig up some more dirt.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

November 25, 2017 at 9:12 am

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I Must be Getting Old

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I’m doing more and more for the last time

. . . and less and less for the first time.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

November 21, 2017 at 9:11 am

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You Know You’re Getting Old When …

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… your list

of dead friends, relatives and acquaintances

is longer than your list of living ones.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

November 14, 2017 at 7:46 am

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Getting Through Childhood …

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on pins and needles

got us to geezerhood,

 

which we’re getting through on pills and needles.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

October 20, 2017 at 10:06 am

We’ve had our twin beds . . .

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. . .  for more than half a year now,

and I still can’t tell them apart.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

October 12, 2017 at 8:33 am

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