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Freedom . . .

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. . . means we can do whatever we want, whenever we want for as long as we want without having to consider anyone

except our spouse, relatives, boss, neighbors, police, doctors and the government.

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December 1, 2021 at 3:00 am

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“I’m Allergic to Sex” . . .

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. . . I tell those standing around when I have a sneeze attack.

Then, after getting their looks of askance, I explain:

“I was just thinking about it.”

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November 14, 2021 at 5:00 am

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Why is it so Wrong . . .

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. . . to do many of the things you have the right to do?

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November 12, 2021 at 5:39 am

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What You Don’t Know . . .

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. . . can’t hurt you, we’ve all been told at one time or another.

What they didn’t tell us is that it it can sure make you look stupid.

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November 11, 2021 at 5:00 am

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The Two-Party Political System . . .

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. . . keeps life simple.

There are those who are appointed and those who are disappointed.

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November 10, 2021 at 5:00 am

Has it Ever Occurred to You . . .

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. . . that you’re the reason

your ancestors existed?

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November 9, 2021 at 5:00 am

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It Occurred to Me in the Shower Recently . . .

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. . . that RIP is really fitting for the tombstone of George de Mestral,

the guy who invented Velcro.

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November 2, 2021 at 5:00 am

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That Old “You’re Next” …

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. . . poke in the ribs you used to get at weddings

isn’t so funny now that you’re attending funerals.

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October 31, 2021 at 5:31 am

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Gonna Make a Sign . . .

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. . . for the bathroom in my church:

“No Restroom For The Wicked.”

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October 26, 2021 at 5:00 am

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If You’re Faced With a Choice . . .

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. . . between two evils,

pick the one you haven’t tried yet.

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October 21, 2021 at 5:00 am

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