Archive for the ‘Humor / Quote’ Category
Guy At The Lunch Table . . .
. . . said he was going to travel around the world
and wouldn’t be back until money his ran out.
I said I’d wait up for him after dinner.
I Remember Doing . . .
. . . a lot of things before.
I just don’t remember how I did them.
This May Not Be News . . .
. . . to most folks, but I’ll mention it anyway.
You’ve probably learned that
you can’t please everyone,
but pissing off everybody is a piece of cake.
When I Was Young . . .
. . . I was poor.
But after years
of sweat, tears and hard work,
I am no longer young.
I Accept Responsibility . . .
. . . for anything I’ve said,
but not for anything
you think I’ve said.
Why Is It That …
as soon as you have both hands loaded
or tied up in a tricky piece of work,
your nose gets itchy?
It’s Been Suggested . . .
. . . that you count your friends instead of your years as you age.
So what do you do when all your friends are dead?
Don’t Know Why . . .
. . . this hasn’t occurred to me until now,
but what do they call the coffee break
at the Lipton Tea Company?
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