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Adding to the Confusion to Sunrise Residents …

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… are the five Bobs living here.

And there is an added problem, according to a neighbor:.

“One of them spells his name backwards.

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September 19, 2021 at 9:00 am

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Not to Make Light of a Serious Subject…

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… I’ve found an effective way to shrug off folks who just want to make conversation about 9/11, I suggest they call that number and see who answers

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September 11, 2021 at 11:52 am

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Don’t let Growing Old …

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… get you down,

because it’s too damned difficult to get back up.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

September 8, 2021 at 3:43 pm

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They Threw Me Out of . . .

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. . . the bridge club here because I kept asking “What’s Trump?.”

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July 5, 2018 at 7:43 am

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Around Our Old-farts’ Facility …

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… there’s plenty of this going around:

“I don’t remember your name, but if I did, I probably wouldn’t recognize you anyhow.”

 

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June 7, 2018 at 7:19 am

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Free is absolute …

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. . . there is either free speech or there isn’t

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June 6, 2018 at 5:53 am

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People who think they know everything …

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. . . are really annoying us who do.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

December 14, 2017 at 8:46 am

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I Just Celebrated . . .

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. . . my 83rd birthday.

 

 

 

And most folks still ask: “How does it feel to be 83 (or wotever age you hit)?”

My answer is still the same — “Short and fat.”

 

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December 3, 2017 at 2:17 pm

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Wanna Make a Mountain . . .

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. . . out of a molehill?

Just dig up some more dirt.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

November 25, 2017 at 9:12 am

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I Must be Getting Old

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I’m doing more and more for the last time

. . . and less and less for the first time.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

November 21, 2017 at 9:11 am

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