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Guy At The Lunch Table . . .

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. . . said he was going to travel around the world

and wouldn’t be back until money his ran out.

I said I’d wait up for him after dinner.

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August 15, 2022 at 3:00 am

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I Remember Doing . . .

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. . . a lot of things before.

I just don’t remember how I did them.

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August 14, 2022 at 3:00 am

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This May Not Be News . . .

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. . . to most folks, but I’ll mention it anyway.

You’ve probably learned that

you can’t please everyone,

but pissing off everybody is a piece of cake.

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August 11, 2022 at 3:00 am

When I Was Young . . .

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. . . I was poor.

But after years

of sweat, tears and hard work,

I am no longer young.

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August 10, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Never Trust Anyone . . .

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. . . whose face

looks like it hurts

when they smile.

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August 9, 2022 at 3:00 am

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I Accept Responsibility . . .

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. . . for anything I’ve said,

but not for anything

you think I’ve said.

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August 8, 2022 at 3:00 am

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There’s a Reason . . .

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. . . I talk to myself.

Nobody else listens.

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August 7, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Why Is It That …

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as soon as you have both hands loaded

or tied up in a tricky piece of work,

your nose gets itchy?

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August 5, 2022 at 3:00 am

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It’s Been Suggested . . .

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. . . that you count your friends instead of your years as you age.

So what do you do when all your friends are dead?

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August 3, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Don’t Know Why . . .

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. . . this hasn’t occurred to me until now,

but what do they call the coffee break

at the Lipton Tea Company?

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July 2, 2022 at 3:00 am

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