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. . . of people in this world,
but the bully
manipulating the inmates here
is neither one of them.
Written by Cecil Scaglione
June 8, 2022 at 3:00 am
Posted in Humor / Quote
Tagged with bullies, types of poeple
. . . a tablemate thinks he has a perfect renaming of a gun,
any gun, so it won’t offend anyone.
He says we can call it
a cordless hole puncher
June 6, 2022 at 3:00 am
Tagged with guns, hole puncher, woke generation
. . . tumbled down and almost buried a guy at the supermarket the other day.
After he crawled out of it, he said he was OK,
“Just soft-tissue damage.”
June 5, 2022 at 3:00 am
Tagged with toilet paper, soft-tissue damage, buried
. . . is if you get lost
in the woods, desert, jungle or some other forlorn place,
because you’re sure to be found by someone
who will show up just to argue with you.
June 3, 2022 at 3:00 am
Tagged with lost, politics
. . . was a topic of conversation
by one of our table mates during dinner.
He said he only got one because it was expensive
because it was the latest state of the art.
I asked him “What kind is it?” and he said
“Ten minutes after five.”
June 2, 2022 at 3:00 am
Tagged with hearing aids
. . . to not working that,
if you hired them
to test a new mattress by sleeping on it,
they’d wake up and quit.
June 1, 2022 at 3:00 am
Tagged with jobless, work
. . . because I don’t feel fat.
I identify as thin,
which makes me trans-slender.
May 31, 2022 at 3:00 am
Tagged with overweight, trans-gender, woke generation
. . . for coffee more often.
Next to our booth today
a couple of females were chatting.
One announced she just had a pregnancy test, and
her companion asked if the questions were hard.
I
May 29, 2022 at 3:00 am
Tagged with McDonalds, pregnancy test
. . . that I saw a coyote on the way to the store
and one of them asked me
how I knew it was going to the store.
May 28, 2022 at 3:00 am
Tagged with coyote
. . . that beer
is cheaper than gas so,
drink, don’t drive.
May 27, 2022 at 3:00 am
Tagged with beer, drinking and driving, gasoline prices.
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