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There May no Longer come a Time in a Man’s Life . . .
. . . because that magazine also could be headed for oblivion (just like Life).
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Finally Found Out …
… how to read traffic signals in Aridzona:
Red is JUST MISSED MAKING IT ACROSS THE ROAD.
Green is I’M GOING ACROSS THE ROAD.
Yellow is GO LIKE HELL TO GET ACROSS THE ROAD.
Natural Selection no Longer Applies . . .
. . . to the human race because rapid and extensive advances in
the medical and scientific fields have created an intellectual imbalance by
keeping so many idiots alive.
At My Age …
. . . it’s easy to tell when I’m awake:
I’m either hungry or have to go to the bathroom.
When in Drought . . .
. . . as in California, drink the beer ! ! !
— Cecil Scaglione
