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Finally Found Out …

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… how to read traffic signals in Aridzona:

Red is JUST MISSED MAKING IT ACROSS THE ROAD.

Green is I’M GOING ACROSS THE ROAD.

Yellow is GO LIKE HELL TO GET ACROSS THE ROAD.

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Written by Cecil Scaglione

June 21, 2017 at 7:57 am

Natural Selection no Longer Applies . . .

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11-152364466. . . to the human race because rapid and extensive advances in

the medical and scientific fields have created an intellectual imbalance by

keeping so many idiots alive.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

January 29, 2016 at 9:52 am

At My Age …

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smartcat. . . it’s easy to tell when I’m awake:

I’m either hungry or have to go to the bathroom.

 

Written by Cecil Scaglione

January 22, 2016 at 11:05 pm

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When in Drought . . .

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. . . as in California, drink the beer ! ! !

— Cecil Scaglione

 

Written by Cecil Scaglione

November 13, 2015 at 6:48 am

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