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Finally Found Out …
… how to read traffic signals in Aridzona:
Red is JUST MISSED MAKING IT ACROSS THE ROAD.
Green is I’M GOING ACROSS THE ROAD.
Yellow is GO LIKE HELL TO GET ACROSS THE ROAD.
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Natural Selection no Longer Applies . . .
. . . to the human race because rapid and extensive advances in
the medical and scientific fields have created an intellectual imbalance by
keeping so many idiots alive.
At My Age …
. . . it’s easy to tell when I’m awake:
I’m either hungry or have to go to the bathroom.
When in Drought . . .
. . . as in California, drink the beer ! ! !
— Cecil Scaglione
