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Archive for August 2022

I’ve Discovered A Simple Way . . .

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. . . to stay young.

I just lie about my age.

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August 18, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Have You Noticed . . .

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. . . common sense is a lot like deodorant —

the people who need it the most seldom use it.

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August 17, 2022 at 3:00 am

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A Recent Obit . . .

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. . . in my hometown daily

reminded me of the fellow I knew a long time ago

who had this great pickup line he used to impress the girls.

“I work with animals,” he’d tell them.

What he didn’t tell them was

that he was a butcher.

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August 16, 2022 at 3:00 am

Guy At The Lunch Table . . .

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. . . said he was going to travel around the world

and wouldn’t be back until money his ran out.

I said I’d wait up for him after dinner.

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August 15, 2022 at 3:00 am

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I Remember Doing . . .

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. . . a lot of things before.

I just don’t remember how I did them.

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August 14, 2022 at 3:00 am

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This May Not Be News . . .

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. . . to most folks, but I’ll mention it anyway.

You’ve probably learned that

you can’t please everyone,

but pissing off everybody is a piece of cake.

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August 11, 2022 at 3:00 am

When I Was Young . . .

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. . . I was poor.

But after years

of sweat, tears and hard work,

I am no longer young.

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August 10, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Never Trust Anyone . . .

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. . . whose face

looks like it hurts

when they smile.

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August 9, 2022 at 3:00 am

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I Accept Responsibility . . .

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. . . for anything I’ve said,

but not for anything

you think I’ve said.

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August 8, 2022 at 3:00 am

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There’s a Reason . . .

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. . . I talk to myself.

Nobody else listens.

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August 7, 2022 at 3:00 am

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