Mature Life Features

Cecil Scaglione, Editor

Posts Tagged ‘aging

You Know You’re Getting Old When …

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… your list

of dead friends, relatives and acquaintances

is longer than your list of living ones.

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Written by Cecil Scaglione

November 14, 2017 at 7:46 am

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Old Men are Grumpy because . . .

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. . .  they’re old,  and they’re sober,

                    and  both those conditions piss them off.

 

Written by Cecil Scaglione

April 27, 2016 at 9:35 am

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My Family Doctor Told Me At Our Last Meeting . . .

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. . .that my health issues and ailments are pretty well age-related.

When I asked what I can do about that,

he said I should just lie about my age.

— Cecil Scaglione

Written by Cecil Scaglione

October 3, 2015 at 10:14 am

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A major problem with aging is . . .

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. . . old friends keep dying off before you can make new ones.

— Cecil Scaglione

Written by Cecil Scaglione

March 22, 2015 at 8:59 am

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To avoid tedious cocktail conversations …

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… my response to “How are you?” is:

“I’m living proof that the good die young.”

Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features

Written by Cecil Scaglione

September 19, 2011 at 12:05 am