Posts Tagged ‘Aging’
It’s Been Suggested . . .
. . . that you count your friends instead of your years as you age.
So what do you do when all your friends are dead?
I Must be Getting Old
I’m doing more and more for the last time
. . . and less and less for the first time.
You Know You’re Getting Old When …
… your list
of dead friends, relatives and acquaintances
is longer than your list of living ones.
Old Men are Grumpy because . . .
. . . they’re old, and they’re sober,
and both those conditions piss them off.
My Family Doctor Told Me At Our Last Meeting . . .
. . .that my health issues and ailments are pretty well age-related.
When I asked what I can do about that,
he said I should just lie about my age.
— Cecil Scaglione
A major problem with aging is . . .
. . . old friends keep dying off before you can make new ones.
— Cecil Scaglione
To avoid tedious cocktail conversations …
… my response to “How are you?” is:
“I’m living proof that the good die young.”
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Mature Life Features 