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Cecil Scaglione, Editor

Archive for May 2022

New Arrival . . .

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. . . appears to have an open mind and,

it turns out,

they have a mouth to match.

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May 7, 2022 at 3:00 am

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My Son Points Out . . .

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. . . he can tell people are judgmental

just by looking at them.

Now that’s a pretty good judgment call.

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May 6, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Cinco de Mayo . . .

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. . . is more of a holiday in the U.S. than in Mexico.

Mexico’s independence day is celebrated Sept. 16.

Today’s anniversary memorializes the Mexican Army’s defeat of the French force in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Mexican immigrants have popularized the festivities as a way to celebrate their heritage.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

May 5, 2022 at 3:00 am

A Sure-Fire Way to Ge Rid. . .

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. . . of folks who ask you how you’re doing

when you know they don’t care

is to respond with the question:

“Why do you want to know?”

Written by Cecil Scaglione

May 3, 2022 at 3:00 am

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April Was A Success . . .

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. . . because we had one night of rain to make it a complete month.

No one here expects any more showers until monsoon arrives.

That’s when it’s really needed to keep everyone from frying.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

May 1, 2022 at 3:00 am

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