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Archive for October 2023

We All Know . . .

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. . . you can’t fix stupid,

but duct tape

can sure make it quieter.

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October 29, 2023 at 9:00 pm

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If Psychics Are Supposed . . .

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. . . to be so gifted,

how come

none of them

has ever won a lottery? ? ?

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October 27, 2023 at 9:36 pm

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There Are Lotsa Things . . .

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. . . I remember

like they just happened yesterday.

The problem is,

I have difficulty

remembering what happened yesterday.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

October 25, 2023 at 9:00 pm

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I Haven’t Slept . . .

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for a week,

because

that would be too long.

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Perry Mason Still Lives in Ventura

By Beverly Rahn, Mature Life Features

VENTURA, Calif. —- One of the biggest mysteries to locals is why the ghost of Erle Stanley Gardner hasn’t lured more visitors to his home town. Hundreds of thousands of tourists and travelers, most of them from the sprawling Los Angeles metropolis an hour away, visit Santa Barbara next door each year, said Paul Navratil as we watched traffic stream by on Highway 101, better known as the Ventura Freeway. “And they just drive right by us to get there.”

We were sitting in the Pierpont Inn, where the creator of Perry Mason went for victory dinners after his successes in the nearby Ventura County courthouse. Gardner began his 150-novel career, which he launched with a short story using the pseudonym Charles M. Green, in his second-floor law office at California and Main streets overlooking downtown’s commercial core. He didn’t have to turn to writing to achieve success, according to locals. Ventura’s most famous resident was a good lawyer and probably would have become a California Supreme Court judge, but he preferred to be like his well-known creation – Perry Mason. To keep from getting mixed up, Gardner used the local courtroom, his office and the views from each of them as models for his settings.

Visitors to the courtroom enter the City of Buenaventura — that’s the official name of the municipality popularly known as Ventura — city hall through its bronze sliding grilled entrance adorned with depictions of lima beans. Ventura was once billed the lima-bean capital of the world. Railway officials shortened the city’s name because it was too long for their schedules.

Keeping an eye on the comings and goings in front of City Hall is a bronze statue of Fr. Junipero Serra, the Franciscan friar who founded Mission San Buenaventura in 1782. The mission, a half-dozen blocks below the civic center, features a triangular buttress across its face — a support installed after an 1812 earthquake fractured its face. Also visible are two metal crosses imbedded on each side of the front door. These are assurances that the building will remain operating as a Roman Catholic church into perpetuity.

Visitors can circle these two complexes on a variety of walking and motor tours of such attractions as blocks of Victorian houses, oil-boom mansions from the 1920s, flower gardens, some three-dozen antique boutiques downtown alone, and a meandering string of art studios, galleries and workshops.

Ventura’s oceanfront harbor, which offers marine diversions to please visitors of all ages, is embraced by a 150-year-old pier and some 30 acres of galleries, cafes and restaurants to suit all tastes. Boats shuttle several times a day to and from the Channel Islands for hiking, picnicking, snorkeling and camping. The price of whatever vessel you choose is worth it just to watch the porpoise pods slip, slide, slap, soar, swoop and swish all around your boat as pelicans patrol overhead. You’re also likely to encounter orcas or gray, minke, humpback or blue whales.

Twenty minutes southeast of town, the Ronald Reagan presidential library is enshrined atop a Simi Valley hill.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

October 22, 2023 at 8:30 pm

Posted in Travel, United States.

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Is It Just Me . . .

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. . . or

does anyone else in the building

have a plastic bag

full of plastic bags ? ? ?

Written by Cecil Scaglione

October 20, 2023 at 8:39 pm

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To Be . . .

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. . . frank

with you,

I’d have to change my name.

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October 19, 2023 at 8:30 pm

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I Quit . . .

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. . . getting in line

because

I always forget

why the hell is was in there

in the first place.

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October 16, 2023 at 8:30 pm

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It’ll Be Interesting . . .

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. . . to see what happens

when the government realizes

only one company

makes the game of Monopoly

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It’s a Matter of Time

By Tom Morrow, Mature Life Features

About the only occasion most of us take notice of time is when we have to keep an appointment, find out when our favorite TV program is aired, or cuss out that confounding “daylight savings time.” The definition of a time zone is a longitudinal geographic area that observes a uniform time for legal, commercial and social purposes.

There are 24 time zones circling the globe. Time zones are 15 degrees apart longitudinally and often follow the boundaries between states and countries and their subdivisions instead of strictly following lines of longitude because it is convenient for areas and operations in frequent communication to keep the same time … like railroads, airlines, and communications networks.

The position of the sun in the sky, known as solar time, varies by location due to the spherical shape of the Earth. This variation corresponds to four minutes of time for every degree of longitude. For example, when it is solar noon in London, it is about 10 minutes before solar noon in Bristol, England, which is about 2.5 degrees to the west of that city.

The British Royal Observatory in Greenwich was founded in 1675 and established Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), the solar time at that location. Astronomers of that era developed GMT as an aid to mariners to determine their longitudal position at sea. Today, U.S. military units refer to GMT as “Zulu Time.”

In the 19th century, as transportation and telecommunications improved, it became increasingly inconvenient for each location to observe its own solar time. In November, 1840, the Great Western Railway started using GMT kept by portable chronometers. This practice was soon followed by other railway companies in Great Britain and became known as Railway Time. Around August of 1852, time signals were first transmitted by telegraph from the Royal Observatory. By 1855, Great Britain’s public clocks were using GMT, but that didn’t become England’s legal time until 1880.

Time-keeping on North American railroads in the 19th century was complex. Each railroad used its own standard of time, usually based on the local time at its headquarters or, more importantly, its terminus. Each railroad’s train schedules were published using its own time. Some junctions served by several railroads had a clock for each railroad each that showed a different time.

In 1863, Charles F. Dowd proposed a system of hourly standard time zones for North American railroads. He took this action without consulting the railroads. Rail officials weren’t consulted on the matter until 1869. In 1870, Dowd proposed four ideal time zones for the United States having north-south borders with the first centered on Washington, D.C. By 1872 the first time zone was centered on the meridian 75 degrees west of Greenwich. Dowd’s system was never accepted by North American railroads. Instead, U.S. and Canadian railroads implemented a version proposed by the Traveler’s Official Railway Guide. The borders of its time zones ran through major cities’ railroad stations

Canadian-born Sanford Fleming proposed a worldwide system of time zones. His proposal divided the world into 24 time zones. All clocks within each zone would be set to the same time but differing by one hour from those in the neighboring zones. He advocated his system at several international conferences, including the International Meridian Conference, where it received some consideration. Today, while his system has not been directly adopted, some maps divide the world into 24 time zones.

By 1900, almost all inhabited places on Earth had adopted a standard time zone but only some of them used an hourly offset from GMT. Many applied the time at a local astronomical observatory to an entire country, without any reference to GMT. It took many decades before all time zones were based on some standard offset from GMT, also known as Coordinated Universal Time. (UTC). By 1929, the majority of countries had adopted hourly time zones, except Iran, India and parts of Australia, which have time zones with a 30-minute offset to UTC.

Today, all nations currently use the UTC time zone system, but not all of them apply the concept as originally conceived. Several countries and subdivisions use half-hour or quarter-hour deviations. China and India use a single time zone even though the extent of their territory far exceeds the ideal 15 degrees of longitude for one hour. Spain and Argentina use standard hour-based offsets, but not necessarily those determined by their geographical location. The consequences affect the lives of local citizens and, in extreme cases, contribute to larger political issues, such as in the western reaches of China. In Russia, which has 11 time zones, two zones were removed in 2010 but were reinstated in 2014.

When I was a boy, my grandfather could look up at the sun and tell within 30 minutes, what time it was. He’d check himself by looking at his pocket watch as the trains came through town. Bygone days.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

October 15, 2023 at 8:30 pm

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The Cost of Living . . .

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. . . may be high,

but what else

are you going to buy?

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October 14, 2023 at 8:00 pm

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A Phone Buddy . . .

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. . . said he’s going to get himself

a couple of watch dogs

and call them Timex and Seiko.

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October 13, 2023 at 8:30 pm

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