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Cecil Scaglione, Editor

Archive for October 2023

Paranoia Pays . . .

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. . . My tablemates

harp at me for fretting

but it’s effective because

most of the things I worry about

never happen.

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October 11, 2023 at 8:34 pm

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Could You . . .

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. . . see yourself

working in a

looking-glass factory?

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October 8, 2023 at 7:46 pm

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A Lady Friend . . .

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. . . of a friend of mine

no longer proclaims

60 is the new 40

because she just lost her driver’s license.

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October 7, 2023 at 7:45 pm

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When asked . . .

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. . . what I do for exercise,

my answer is that I’m into resistance training:

I refuse to go to the gym.

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October 6, 2023 at 8:30 pm

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For Three Days in a Row . . .

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. . . my correspondent told me,

he and his coffee colleagues

saw the same yellow-bellied bird

doing the same thing at the same time in the same location.

On that third day, they thought,

“Silly little bird. So predictable and susceptible to routine.”

And then they thought, 

to notice this,

they had to have been

doing the same thing at the same time in the same location.

for three days in a row. 

That got them wondering if

that’s how AI looks at humans.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

October 4, 2023 at 8:30 pm

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When You . . .

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. . . get thinking about it,

I’d rather be

abreast than behind.

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October 3, 2023 at 8:34 pm

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Lotsa Things Going On . . .

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. . . but if you R E A L L Y want to know

what’s R E A L L Y going on,

get to the

all-resident Town Hall meeting

at 3 p.m. in the 2nd floor theater.

It’s in your monthly calendar

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October 2, 2023 at 8:00 pm

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