Mature Life Features

. . . when

I was getting

to know everything,

I forgot

a whole bunch of stuff.

. . . to avoid gray hair

is to

shave your head.

. . . isn’t really a gift because,

if you have it,

you have to put up

with everyone else

who doesn’t have it.

. . . by a

swarm of flies,

do you call

the SWAT team?

. . . about you,

but the vast majority

of people I know

are dead.

. . . end the day

— yesterday —

doing nothing,

so I have to wrap it up today.

. . . in their 30s, 40s and 50s,

don’t realize

they’re aging.

. . . to be able to

“Get A Life!”

But you can’t anymore

because they quit publishing it.