Archive for the ‘Humor / Quote’ Category
We’re Doing a Great Job . . .
. . . of shaping this Earth
into something
the meek won’t want to inherit.
New Arrival . . .
. . . appears to have an open mind and,
it turns out,
they have a mouth to match.
My Son Points Out . . .
. . . he can tell people are judgmental
just by looking at them.
Now that’s a pretty good judgment call.
A Sure-Fire Way to Ge Rid. . .
. . . of folks who ask you how you’re doing
when you know they don’t care
is to respond with the question:
“Why do you want to know?”
When You’re Told . . .
. . . to put two and two together,
you’d better ask
if they want you to come up
with 4 or 22.
I’ve Never Received an Adequate Answer . . .
. . . whenever I hear
that some people are such a lovely couple,
and I have to ask, “A couple of what?”
Learning the Ropes Early . . .
. . . as a young reporter
helped me throughout my newspaper career,
because I was never, ever tied down.
He Who Laughs . . .
. . . has finally figured out
that this big world all around us
is just God’s little joke.
Mature Life Features 