Archive for the ‘Humor / Quote’ Category
Smartass Here Shows Up at Everything . . .
. . . and always announces that where ever he goes, he has to bring himself.
I finally had to notify him that that’s what spoils everything.
With Nothing Else to Do . . .
. . . got thinking about some ad slogans, like
“Big Tire Blowout Sale,”
or what about,
“Toilet Paper Wipeout Sale.”
You got any better?
There Are Only Two Kinds of People . . .
. . . in this world,
I learned a long time ago.
One kind tends to mind its own business.
Next Time You Need a Lawyer . . .
. . . make sure you ask him
right from the start
how much he figures
should be coming to him.
Just Heard of the Death of a Colleague . . .
. . . who didn’t leave his wife much when he died,
but he left her a lot when he was alive.
An Excellent Piece of Advice . . .
. . . was given today
by the young priest who says our monthly Mass here at Sunrise.
He said he was asked what the best way was to get to heaven.
His reply, was,
“Turn right, and keep on going straight.”
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