Archive for the ‘Humor / Quote’ Category
“I’m Allergic to Sex” . . .
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. . . I tell those standing around when I have a sneeze attack.
Then, after getting their looks of askance, I explain:
“I was just thinking about it.”
What You Don’t Know . . .
. . . can’t hurt you, we’ve all been told at one time or another.
What they didn’t tell us is that it it can sure make you look stupid.
The Two-Party Political System . . .
. . . keeps life simple.
There are those who are appointed and those who are disappointed.
Has it Ever Occurred to You . . .
. . . that you’re the reason
your ancestors existed?
It Occurred to Me in the Shower Recently . . .
. . . that RIP is really fitting for the tombstone of George de Mestral,
the guy who invented Velcro.
That Old “You’re Next” …
. . . poke in the ribs you used to get at weddings
isn’t so funny now that you’re attending funerals.
Gonna Make a Sign . . .
. . . for the bathroom in my church:
“No Restroom For The Wicked.”
If You’re Faced With a Choice . . .
. . . between two evils,
pick the one you haven’t tried yet.
Mature Life Features 