Archive for the ‘Humor / Quote’ Category
A Tried and True Way . . .
. . . to stop repeat offenders
is to
quit re-electing them.
The Best Way . . .
. . . to enjoy life
is to have no expectations,
which makes everything a surprise —
sometimes good, sometimes not so good.
If . . .
. . . you spend your time
planning, preparing and making lists,
there’s no time left to enjoy anything.
Have You Noticed . . .
. . . that when someone tells you,
“We need to talk,”
they really mean
they want you to listen.
It’s A Good Thing . . .
. . . mirrors can’t talk
as they reflect the world around us,
but
we’re extremely fortunate
they can’t laugh either.
I’ve Never Even Thought . . .
. . . about
trying to be somebody else.
It’s tough enough
being me.
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If You Can’t . . .
. . . laugh at yourself,
don’t worry.
I have a friend you can call
who will laugh at you.
It’s Interesting . . .
. . . to hear folks around you
note how the doors of opportunity
opened for you
when you’re successful,
but no one stops to think that it was you
who opened those doors.
I’ve Found . . .
. . . that I’ve hit the age
where even having fun
is a lot of work.
Mature Life Features 