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It’s Supper Bowl Sunday . . .

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. . . we’re getting

wings,

pizza and

pot-luck / bring-yer-own

when they open the bar at 4:30.

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February 11, 2024 at 7:55 am

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Have A . . .

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. . . comfortable Christmas.

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December 24, 2023 at 2:42 pm

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It’s Time . . .

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. . .to start thinking about

New Year’s resolutions.

I’m figuring on 

making sure

I’ll be on time

in the coming year —

and that’ll be when I get there.

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December 12, 2023 at 8:30 pm

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If Psychics Are Supposed . . .

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. . . to be so gifted,

how come

none of them

has ever won a lottery? ? ?

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October 27, 2023 at 9:36 pm

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For Three Days in a Row . . .

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. . . my correspondent told me,

he and his coffee colleagues

saw the same yellow-bellied bird

doing the same thing at the same time in the same location.

On that third day, they thought,

“Silly little bird. So predictable and susceptible to routine.”

And then they thought, 

to notice this,

they had to have been

doing the same thing at the same time in the same location.

for three days in a row. 

That got them wondering if

that’s how AI looks at humans.

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October 4, 2023 at 8:30 pm

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Lotsa Things Going On . . .

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. . . but if you R E A L L Y want to know

what’s R E A L L Y going on,

get to the

all-resident Town Hall meeting

at 3 p.m. in the 2nd floor theater.

It’s in your monthly calendar

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October 2, 2023 at 8:00 pm

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Didja . . .

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. . . change yer calendar yet ? ? ?

Happy October ! ! !

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September 30, 2023 at 7:42 pm

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As We Got . . .

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. . . talking about the Oktoberfest music and dancing yesterday,

I said I didn’t know how to do the hokey pokey,

so someone at our table

began explaining the ins and outs.

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September 25, 2023 at 10:08 pm

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I’ve Always Said . . .

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. . . I’d rather live here than work here

and today’s inmates’ meeting

reinforced/fortified/bolstered my stance.

Staff has to listen to and put up with that crap,

I don’t.

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September 5, 2023 at 4:34 pm

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Wrap Up Your Day . . .

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. . . at the Town Hall meeting

at 3 o’clock in the

2nd floor theater.

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September 4, 2023 at 9:09 pm

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