Mature Life Features

spelled backwards is

REPAID

think about that for a bit

. . . are you old enough

to know better?

. . . haven’t learned.

They won’t get eaten

by the wolves.

They’re food for

the shepherd.

. . . quit reaching

for the stars.

My back gave out.

. . . you’re really old

when you start bragging

about your age.

. . . is putting together

a group of poker players.

A lady he approached said

she hasn’t played

since she was a kid,

when they used to vie

for potato chips.

. . . killing them with kindness

is taking a lot longer

than I thought.

. . . when

I was getting

to know everything,

I forgot

a whole bunch of stuff.

. . . to avoid gray hair

is to

shave your head.

. . . isn’t really a gift because,

if you have it,

you have to put up

with everyone else

who doesn’t have it.