Everybody . . .
. . . wants to eat,
but few are willing
to hunt, kill and prepare their food.
I’ve Always Agreed . . .
. . . that you shouldn’t hit
anyone with glasses.
If you’re going to hit them,
use a rock or a club or a car —
something that’s effective.
The Problem With . . .
. . . the shortest day of the year:
it cuts into my nap time.
I’ve Learned . . .
. . . so much
from my mistakes,
I’m going to try
to make a few more.
Wars . . .
. . . don’t determine who’s right,
they sort out
who’s gong to write history.
I’m At The Age . . .
. . . where “one for the road”
means
going to the bathroom
before getting into the car.
It’s Time . . .
. . .to start thinking about
New Year’s resolutions.
I’m figuring on
making sure
I’ll be on time
in the coming year —
and that’ll be when I get there.
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