Have You Noticed . . .
. . . that when someone tells you,
“We need to talk,”
they really mean
they want you to listen.
It’s A Good Thing . . .
. . . mirrors can’t talk
as they reflect the world around us,
but
we’re extremely fortunate
they can’t laugh either.
I’ve Never Even Thought . . .
. . . about
trying to be somebody else.
It’s tough enough
being me.
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If You Can’t . . .
. . . laugh at yourself,
don’t worry.
I have a friend you can call
who will laugh at you.
It’s Interesting . . .
. . . to hear folks around you
note how the doors of opportunity
opened for you
when you’re successful,
but no one stops to think that it was you
who opened those doors.
Keep In Mind . . .
. . . that
all those folks
who try to bring you down
are already below you.
There’s A Very Simple Reason . . .
. . . I’d rather live in the past;
everything
was a helluva lot cheaper.
I’ve Found . . .
. . . that I’ve hit the age
where even having fun
is a lot of work.
We All Know . . .
. . . you can’t fix stupid,
but duct tape
can sure make it quieter.
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If Psychics Are Supposed . . .
. . . to be so gifted,
how come
none of them
has ever won a lottery? ? ?
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