Hugged A Sunrise Of Gilbert . . .
. . .inmate today who’s moving out (maybe here)
because everyone there received notice
their rent is increased 15 percent immediately.
If they’re paying $3,000 a month,
that’s a $450 monthly increase, or $5,400 a year.
While Probing Secrets . . .
. . . that hold the universe together,
prompted one of our tablemates
to declare it’s a rather knotty problem.
The Only Way . . .
. . .to learn the ropes
in any endeavor
is to avoid being tied down.
While Eavesdropping . . .
. . . on a some gals at the next table,
I heard one of them say
she had no trouble getting money out of her husband.
She’d announce she was calling it quits and was going home to mother,
and he always gave her the money to buy a ticket.
Pollyannas Keep Telling Us . . .
. . . there is nothing we can’t do if we put our mind to it.
Well, I’ll think about that
while they try
to hold two watermelons in the palm of one hand.
I Know I Didn’t Make This Up . . .
. . . but it’s worth repeating.
We’re urged not to judge all Muslims
by the actions of a few fanatics, however
we’re asked to believe that
all gun-owners behave
the same as a handful of lunatics.
Demolition Derbies . . .
. . . it occurs to me
are just another form
of wreckreation.
Have You Noticed . . .
. . . common sense is a lot like deodorant —
the people who need it the most seldom use it.
A Recent Obit . . .
. . . in my hometown daily
reminded me of the fellow I knew a long time ago
who had this great pickup line he used to impress the girls.
“I work with animals,” he’d tell them.
What he didn’t tell them was
that he was a butcher.
Mature Life Features 