Mature Life Features

Cecil Scaglione, Editor

There’s Been a Lot of Noise . . .

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. . . on both sides of the recent Supreme Court gun-control decision.

If we’re going to cut back on things that kill people, we’re going to have to ban motor vehicles

— cars, pickups, trucks, semis, anything that uses our streets and highways —

because just over 110 people die in roadway mishaps every day

compared to 100 killed by accidental or on-purpose gunshot wounds.

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June 28, 2022 at 3:00 am

Everything . . .

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. . . has its own problem.

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June 27, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Still Trying to Figure Out . . .

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. . . who has more good times.

Folks who go to bed tired

or those who wake up tired.

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June 26, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Just Asking . . .

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. . . but in all this abortion kerfuffle,

has anybody considered birth control?

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June 25, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Science Has Done its Job . . .

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. . . by adding years to our life.

It’s up to us

to add life to our years.

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June 23, 2022 at 3:00 am

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You Don’t Want to . . .

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. . . wind up an old maid

in an old farts’ facility

if you don’t know

how to turn her off.

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June 21, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Hard Work is Still . . .

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. . . a sound route to success,

but it’s still second

to a good knowledge of the tax laws.

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June 20, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Have You Ever Wondered . . .

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. . . how moths survive?

All they eat

are holes.

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June 19, 2022 at 3:00 am

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FYI: WSJ Letter to the Editor

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Whatever His Faults, Biden

Is Still Preferable to Trump

Regarding William David Stone’s letter to the editor (“In Life There Are Trade-Offs,” June 14). President Biden doesn’t control gas prices, though he is considering a federal gas-tax holiday. He doesn’t control the crime rate. Nor does he control Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping or baby-formula manufacturers.

Republicans never miss and opportunity to denigrate Mr. Biden. But at least this president can speak in clear, coherent sentences, isn’t flaunting loose morals and isn’t in a position to be blamed for inciting a rebellion against our government.

Give me a president worthy of respect for trying to unite our fractured country instead of urging people to storm the capitol, where they wanted to hang Vice President Mike Pence.

(Name withheld because letter was in June 17/22 WSJ)

Columbia, S.C.

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June 18, 2022 at 3:00 am

Going On a Diet . . .

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. . .will help you combat inflation on two fronts.

You’ll cut back on the escalating cost of food

as well as the need to buy record-priced gasoline

to go shopping.

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June 17, 2022 at 3:00 am

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