I Don’t Know . . .
. . . about you,
but the vast majority
of people I know
are dead.
I Couldn’t . . .
. . . end the day
— yesterday —
doing nothing,
so I have to wrap it up today.
You Used . . .
. . . to be able to
“Get A Life!”
But you can’t anymore
because they quit publishing it.
It . . .
. . . has been said so often,
I’m going to have to find
a new word for it.
Seems Like . . .
. . . every week seems
long from the beginning
but short from the end.
I’ve Changed . . .
. . . the name of my toilet
(and every other one for that matter)
from John to Jim.
So it now sounds better
when I announce I have to drop by
(or just left)
the Jim.
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