Posts Tagged ‘humor’
The HiDef picture on my new TV is great but…
… they’re showing the same old sh .. crap.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Birthdays should be celebrated…
… as I did mine this week, but the days in between are pretty special, too.
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Well, they’ve opened the cages…
… and those critters who didn’t make it into Congress are now trying to occupy something. Anything!
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Regarding these early Christmas tunes…
… I love the music, but I can’t get a Handel on them.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
If you don’t want to look your age …
… don’t act it.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
When you drop the ball …
… don’t expect a good bounce.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
If you do the right thing…
… you’re likely to please no one but you’ll probably surprise a helluva lot of people.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
I wonder if whales …
… leave “warm spots” in the ocean? And do other critters swim through them?
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Remember that stressed …
… spelled backwards, according to a sign my son just gave me, is desserts.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
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