Posts Tagged ‘quote’
Have you noticed that “I didn’t”…
… always trumps, “I shoulda, I coulda, I woulda?”
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
The problem with Leap Years is …
… we have to put up with presidential electioneering posturing, pounding and propaganda and campaign crap for an extra day longer than usual.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Wealth may be measured …
… by bonds and bank accounts. However, given the choice, which would you choose for the New Year: rich and sick. or healthy and unwealthy.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
The HiDef picture on my new TV is great but…
… they’re showing the same old sh .. crap.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Regarding these early Christmas tunes…
… I love the music, but I can’t get a Handel on them.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
If you don’t want to look your age …
… don’t act it.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
When you drop the ball …
… don’t expect a good bounce.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Remember that stressed …
… spelled backwards, according to a sign my son just gave me, is desserts.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Why do they call it Labor Day …
… when they give you the day off?
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
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