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“I’m Allergic to Sex” . . .
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. . . I tell those standing around when I have a sneeze attack.
Then, after getting their looks of askance, I explain:
“I was just thinking about it.”
“I’m Allergic to Sex” . . .
. . . I notify those around me when I get a sneezing attack.
When they give me that what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about look, I tell them,
“I was just thinking about it.”
The Big Difference Between Love and Sex is …
… you ALWAYS have to pay for sex.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
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