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Cecil Scaglione, Editor

Getouttadaway!!!

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If you truly wish to promote peace and goodwill among your flusteredfriends and fellow men and women,

GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!

When someone is tailgating you on the freeway trying to get past, move into the slower lane and GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!

When you step into the department store and stop to remove your sunglasses and get your bearings, move to the side and GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!

When you stop to pick your selection off the shelf in the supermarket, MOVE YOUR SHOPPING CART OUT OF THE WAY!

An acquaintance points out that there’s always room to walk around but, by definition, if someone has to walk around you – YOU’RE IN THE WAY!

Daily life for everybody would have been easier if Moses hadn’t misplaced the other tablet of God’s laws because, while not written in stone, tradition claims the 11th Commandment is

“THOU  SHALL  NOT  GET  IN  THE  WAY.”

 

 

Written by Cecil Scaglione

November 26, 2015 at 10:27 am

Posted in Humor / Quote

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