Mature Life Features

Cecil Scaglione, Editor

Now That the Bison . . .

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. . . has been proclaimed our national mammal, some changes may have to be made to keep us Politically untitledCorrect.

First off is a new name for that lakeside city in New York and its NFL team will become the Bison Bills. We can’t overlook the Old West’s  legendary shooter and showman — Bison Bill.

There’ll be some revised  song lyrics (“O give me a home, where the bison roam . . .) as well as song titles (“Shuffle off to Bison). And restaurants will have to make menu changes: Bison Burgers.

There could be more but I don’t know if Native Americans will regale listeners with the “Legend of the White Bison.”




Written by Cecil Scaglione

May 13, 2016 at 9:01 am

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