Now That the Bison . . .
. . . has been proclaimed our national mammal, some changes may have to be made to keep us Politically Correct.
First off is a new name for that lakeside city in New York and its NFL team will become the Bison Bills. We can’t overlook the Old West’s legendary shooter and showman — Bison Bill.
There’ll be some revised song lyrics (“O give me a home, where the bison roam . . .) as well as song titles (“Shuffle off to Bison). And restaurants will have to make menu changes: Bison Burgers.
There could be more but I don’t know if Native Americans will regale listeners with the “Legend of the White Bison.”
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