Mature Life Features

. . . has been proclaimed our national mammal, some changes may have to be made to keep us Politically Correct.

First off is a new name for that lakeside city in New York and its NFL team will become the Bison Bills. We can’t overlook the Old West’s  legendary shooter and showman — Bison Bill.

There’ll be some revised  song lyrics (“O give me a home, where the bison roam . . .) as well as song titles (“Shuffle off to Bison). And restaurants will have to make menu changes: Bison Burgers.

There could be more but I don’t know if Native Americans will regale listeners with the “Legend of the White Bison.”