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Cecil Scaglione, Editor

Driving With ‘Zonies

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It took a couple of months after moving to Aridzona, but we finally found something with which all Grand Canyon Staters seem to agree, without realizing they’re talking about themselves:

Aridzona Drivers Are Idiots

This is something Californians have known for decades because of the annual ‘Zonies infestation from Memorial Day to Labor Day.

One example: Drivers here never look to the side when changing lanes or pulling out of a side street or parking lot or … you get the idea.

This (mal)practice manifested itself publicly a few weeks ago when a self-driven Uber vehicle was involved in a traffic accident in the Phoenix suburb of Tempe. The accident occurred because the human driver behind the wheel of the other vehicle didn’t yield the right of way.

We should have realized this reality when we got our Aridzona drivers’ licenses. I’m 82 and my spouse just turned 75. We drove up to the MVD — Motor Vehicle Department here – showed them our California drivers’ licenses and our passports, had our pictures taken, paid them $20 ($10 for each of us) and got our new drivers’ licenses good for the next five years.

That was it. And the Phoenix metroplex wound up with a couple more old farts who weren’t even asked if they knew what side of the road to drive on or had their vision checked.

So we’re now ‘Zonies officially but you’ll recognize us because we still look to the side before entering an intersection or changing lanes or coming out of a parking lot or … well you get the idea.

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Written by Cecil Scaglione

June 1, 2017 at 8:10 am

Posted in A Musing

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