Archive for the ‘Humor / Quote’ Category
Why Is It That …
as soon as you have both hands loaded
or tied up in a tricky piece of work,
your nose gets itchy?
It’s Been Suggested . . .
. . . that you count your friends instead of your years as you age.
So what do you do when all your friends are dead?
Don’t Know Why . . .
. . . this hasn’t occurred to me until now,
but what do they call the coffee break
at the Lipton Tea Company?
Still Trying to Figure Out . . .
. . . who has more good times.
Folks who go to bed tired
or those who wake up tired.
Science Has Done its Job . . .
. . . by adding years to our life.
It’s up to us
to add life to our years.
You Don’t Want to . . .
. . . wind up an old maid
in an old farts’ facility
if you don’t know
how to turn her off.
Hard Work is Still . . .
. . . a sound route to success,
but it’s still second
to a good knowledge of the tax laws.
When You Return From Space . . .
. . . you’ll find everyone down here
older than you are, we’re told.
Heck, I found that out
at my last high-school reunion.
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