Posts Tagged ‘humor’
IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
We take our comedians seriously and our politicians are a joke.
–Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
A problem with reading health magazines is …
… a misprint could kill you.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
If the Best Things in Life …
… are free,
how come I’m always broke?
— Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
I ran into an old girlfriend the other day …
… whose captivating cleavage first caught my eye, but she turned out to be a big bust.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Getting into the Christmas spirit …
… is really difficult when you’re out in traffic.
— Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
A Good Thing About NSA Spying …
… was brought out in a Letter to the Editor today:
It’s the only government agency that listens to us.
— (wish I’d said that) Cecil Scaglione
Mature LIfe Features
I ran into an old friend the other day and…
when I visited him later in the hospital,
he said he felt a lot better when I missed him.
— Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
YOUR STUFF …
… may be what dreams are made of,
but it can become a nightmare
when you have to throw it out
…or have a garage sale.
— Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
An ill wind …
… as we all know, blows no good — especially when someone in the neighborhood is learning how to play the saxophone.
–Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
Fat around the belly, we’re told …
… is the worst kind of fat.
I think fat in the head is worse.
Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
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