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Posts Tagged ‘traffic

Finally Found Out …

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… how to read traffic signals in Aridzona:

Red is JUST MISSED MAKING IT ACROSS THE ROAD.

Green is I’M GOING ACROSS THE ROAD.

Yellow is GO LIKE HELL TO GET ACROSS THE ROAD.

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Written by Cecil Scaglione

June 21, 2017 at 7:57 am

My wife drives like . . .

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car_redvw_100. . . people should drive.

 

The problem is, people don’t drive like they should.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

September 1, 2016 at 11:07 am

My Doctor Said . . .

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doctor_100. . . all my tests — blood glucose, abdominal ultrasound, hearing and sight, and everything else — have turned out positive with no changes or negatives and I should keep on doing what I’ve been doing all along.

So I still go out and swear and shout at all those damned drivers and bicyclists in traffic.

 

Written by Cecil Scaglione

February 20, 2016 at 11:50 am

Getting into the Christmas spirit …

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… is really difficult when you’re out in traffic.

 

— Cecil Scaglione

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Written by Cecil Scaglione

December 19, 2013 at 9:12 pm

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Anyone who wishes peace …

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CigarSanta

… and goodwill towards all men hasn’t been

out in traffic recently.

— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features

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December 6, 2012 at 12:05 am

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