Posts Tagged ‘traffic’
Finally Found Out …
… how to read traffic signals in Aridzona:
Red is JUST MISSED MAKING IT ACROSS THE ROAD.
Green is I’M GOING ACROSS THE ROAD.
Yellow is GO LIKE HELL TO GET ACROSS THE ROAD.
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My wife drives like . . .
. . . people should drive.
The problem is, people don’t drive like they should.
My Doctor Said . . .
. . . all my tests — blood glucose, abdominal ultrasound, hearing and sight, and everything else — have turned out positive with no changes or negatives and I should keep on doing what I’ve been doing all along.
So I still go out and swear and shout at all those damned drivers and bicyclists in traffic.
Getting into the Christmas spirit …
… is really difficult when you’re out in traffic.
— Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
Anyone who wishes peace …
… and goodwill towards all men hasn’t been
out in traffic recently.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
