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Had To Turn Down . . .

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. . . an offer for a ride the other day by a neighbor with failing eyesight. He said he had no trouble making the turn onto the street.

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“Just tell me when,” he said.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

January 29, 2022 at 3:00 am

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Traffic Safety . . .

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. . . relies on the fact

that every driver believes everyone else on the road

is an idiot.

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November 21, 2021 at 5:00 am

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Finally Found Out …

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… how to read traffic signals in Aridzona:

Red is JUST MISSED MAKING IT ACROSS THE ROAD.

Green is I’M GOING ACROSS THE ROAD.

Yellow is GO LIKE HELL TO GET ACROSS THE ROAD.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

June 21, 2017 at 7:57 am

My wife drives like . . .

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car_redvw_100. . . people should drive.

 

The problem is, people don’t drive like they should.

Written by Cecil Scaglione

September 1, 2016 at 11:07 am

My Doctor Said . . .

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doctor_100. . . all my tests — blood glucose, abdominal ultrasound, hearing and sight, and everything else — have turned out positive with no changes or negatives and I should keep on doing what I’ve been doing all along.

So I still go out and swear and shout at all those damned drivers and bicyclists in traffic.

 

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February 20, 2016 at 11:50 am

Getting into the Christmas spirit …

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… is really difficult when you’re out in traffic.

 

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Written by Cecil Scaglione

December 19, 2013 at 9:12 pm

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Anyone who wishes peace …

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… and goodwill towards all men hasn’t been

out in traffic recently.

— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features

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December 6, 2012 at 12:05 am

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