Posts Tagged ‘traffic’
Had To Turn Down . . .
. . . an offer for a ride the other day by a neighbor with failing eyesight. He said he had no trouble making the turn onto the street.
“Just tell me when,” he said.
Traffic Safety . . .
. . . relies on the fact
that every driver believes everyone else on the road
is an idiot.
Finally Found Out …
… how to read traffic signals in Aridzona:
Red is JUST MISSED MAKING IT ACROSS THE ROAD.
Green is I’M GOING ACROSS THE ROAD.
Yellow is GO LIKE HELL TO GET ACROSS THE ROAD.
My wife drives like . . .
. . . people should drive.
The problem is, people don’t drive like they should.
My Doctor Said . . .
. . . all my tests — blood glucose, abdominal ultrasound, hearing and sight, and everything else — have turned out positive with no changes or negatives and I should keep on doing what I’ve been doing all along.
So I still go out and swear and shout at all those damned drivers and bicyclists in traffic.
Getting into the Christmas spirit …
… is really difficult when you’re out in traffic.
— Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
Anyone who wishes peace …
… and goodwill towards all men hasn’t been
out in traffic recently.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Mature Life Features 