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A Lesson to Learn …

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dinosaur_100

 … every time you learn something new is:

how stupid you were before you learned it!

— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features 

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November 22, 2014 at 12:39 pm

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What Else can an A**hole Say …

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insulter

.. after he’s told you to go to hell

(or wherever) and your response is,

“OK”?

                              
 
                                                                                                               
 
 
 
 

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November 16, 2014 at 1:44 pm

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If you don’t want to get yelled at . . .

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. . . keep an abundant supply of hearing-aid batteries on hand at all times wherever you are.

 — Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features

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September 15, 2014 at 10:20 pm

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IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

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RedCheck

We take our comedians seriously and our politicians are a joke.

 

 

 

–Cecil  Scaglione

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June 7, 2014 at 8:48 am

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A problem with reading health magazines is …

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What_the_Doctor_Ordered

… a misprint could kill  you.

 

 

 

— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features

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May 12, 2014 at 7:51 am

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If the Best Things in Life …

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                              … are free,

how come I’m always broke?

— Cecil Scaglione

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March 18, 2014 at 12:05 am

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I ran into an old girlfriend the other day …

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Harridan

… whose captivating cleavage first caught my eye, but she turned out to be a big bust.

 

 

— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features

 

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January 7, 2014 at 8:54 am

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