Posts Tagged ‘politicians’
A politician is someone who proclaims ..
… he serves his constituents responsibly
because they told him
he’s responsible for all their problems.
Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
There are more than three kinds of lies…
… with apologies to Benjamin Disraeli.
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics, as he said,
plus anything uttered by a politician.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Earthquake’s a sign…
… that a “higher power is shaking up those bozos on Washington,” someone said. The problem is, all those bozos aren’t in Washington — they’re all on vacation.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
