Posts Tagged ‘quote’
A Good Thing About NSA Spying …
… was brought out in a Letter to the Editor today:
It’s the only government agency that listens to us.
— (wish I’d said that) Cecil Scaglione
Mature LIfe Features
When people treat me like a piece of crap …
… I just treat them like a piece of used toilet paper.
Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
When you come to a fork in the road …
… drive around it because it could puncture your tires.
Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
I have much better things to do …
… than to purchase a papered pooch to promenade proudly around the neighborhood to watch it poop.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
When the going gets tough …
… government gets tougher — it raises taxes.
–Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
There are more than three kinds of lies…
… with apologies to Benjamin Disraeli.
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics, as he said,
plus anything uttered by a politician.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
When it comes to our economy …
…we’re Greece-ing the skids.
Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Old curmudgeons don’t fade away …
… we just crank it up and get crankier.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
The Big Difference Between Love and Sex is …
… you ALWAYS have to pay for sex.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Mature Life Features 
