Posts Tagged ‘humor’
Adversity is Easy to Handle …
… when it’s someone else’s.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
To avoid tedious cocktail conversations …
… my response to “How are you?” is:
“I’m living proof that the good die young.”
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
When it comes to finding out …
… what caused the southern California-northern Mexico blackout, San Diego Gas & Electric is still keeping us in the dark.
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Why do they call it Labor Day …
… when they give you the day off?
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Whenever I go back to wherever I’ve been …
… I’m always glad I left.
– Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
The newspaper …
… which has been described as “a nation talking to itself,” has been replaced by the Internet, which is where everbody in the nation is talking at the same time.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
A politician is …
… the only person with enough gall to expect you to believe her when she tells you she’s a credit to her community because she owes everybody money.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Earthquake’s a sign…
… that a “higher power is shaking up those bozos on Washington,” someone said. The problem is, all those bozos aren’t in Washington — they’re all on vacation.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
The Problem with Wine …
… no matter how fine, is that those who drink it confuse words with thought.
— Mature Life Features
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