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Hell Hath No Mealymouthed Fury . . .
. . . to match that of a Journalist who flails without interruption whenever he feels his feelings have been wounded and his opinions were not taken into account.
— Cecil Scaglione
The Way Politicians …
. . . (think Clinton) and politicians-to-be (think Trump) talk these days,
it’s a bit surprising to see so many of them still alive
— and not even 
walking with a limp.
— Cecil Scaglione
Not Everyone Knows …
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… that I turned 81 early this month.
When those who find out ask how it feels to have lived this long,
I tell them they’re in the presence of living proof that the good die young.
— Cecil Scaglione
Getouttadaway!!!
If you truly wish to promote peace and goodwill among your 
friends and fellow men and women,
GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!
When someone is tailgating you on the freeway trying to get past, move into the slower lane and GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!
When you step into the department store and stop to remove your sunglasses and get your bearings, move to the side and GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!
When you stop to pick your selection off the shelf in the supermarket, MOVE YOUR SHOPPING CART OUT OF THE WAY!
An acquaintance points out that there’s always room to walk around but, by definition, if someone has to walk around you – YOU’RE IN THE WAY!
Daily life for everybody would have been easier if Moses hadn’t misplaced the other tablet of God’s laws because, while not written in stone, tradition claims the 11th Commandment is
“THOU SHALL NOT GET IN THE WAY.”
It’s a Falsehood That …
. . . all things come to he who waits.
All he gets are the leftovers.
— Cecil Scaglione
My Family Doctor Told Me At Our Last Meeting . . .
. . .that my health issues and ailments are pretty well age-related.
When I asked what I can do about that,
he said I should just lie about my age.
— Cecil Scaglione
Seems Like the San Diego Chargers . . .
. . . have got a lot better at playing hardball than football.
— Cecil Scaglione
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