Posts Tagged ‘humor’
Anyone who wishes peace …
… and goodwill towards all men hasn’t been
out in traffic recently.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
LIFE CAN BE A DREAM . . .
. . . if you don’t get caught napping.
— Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
Old Habits …
… do not die hard. They lurk forever.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
Words may not speak as loudly as actions …
… but they don’t make you nearly as tired.
— Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
When people treat me like a piece of crap …
… I just treat them like a piece of used toilet paper.
Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
A politician is someone who proclaims ..
… he serves his constituents responsibly
because they told him
he’s responsible for all their problems.
Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
When you come to a fork in the road …
… drive around it because it could puncture your tires.
Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
I have much better things to do …
… than to purchase a papered pooch to promenade proudly around the neighborhood to watch it poop.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
People Who Get Stoned in Glass Houses …
…should not drink or do drugs naked.
— Cecil Scaglione, Mature Life Features
When the going gets tough …
… government gets tougher — it raises taxes.
–Cecil Scaglione
Mature Life Features
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